My friend Dorothy, which I nicknamed Leah, and I were walking in the woods today. We strayed off the path and got lost. I don’t know how we managed because the path was made of bright yellow bricks. When I finally spotted the path again I asked: “Shouldn’t we go back on the Oz Trail, […]

When the sky was lit up like an expensive pair of diamond studded macro made leather shorts on Fraser, I decided to lie down on the ground and try to spot constellations. I came up with a name for this exciting and entertaining activity! I call it and Astral Lie, ya? What do you think? Will it […]

To start off, I have to mention that I met this smoker the other day. I nicknamed him Ash Tray. I noticed he wasn’t very good at telling the truth. Later that night, Ash told some stories that were questionably true. Hence, I am writing to you from the land of the “Ash Tray Lie, […]

Important note: I saw a dingo on a recent trip to Frasier island (which will be the subject of my next post coincidently) and named it Lia. Writing to you from a place where I saw “A stray Lia”, Waking up yesterday, I thought to myself, as I try to do every morning: “Another beautiful […]

Writing from beautiful… Where again? OH! Stralia. That’s right. Thought I was out? SUPLISE! I would like to thank Marine for helping me out with that one! Now I know what you’re thinking faithful readers… “After a month of hiatus, he just expects us to start reading his blog again. We were invested, checking in […]

Writing to you from my new German friend’s house; his name is Haus.  Haus Tralia. Didn’t think I could pull one more off did you? Don’t worry… I’m surprising myself too. This one is dedicated to the Montreal crew that have to live with this on a daily basis when I’m home. Also, a mention to […]